Hi! It’s been awhile. Perhaps there will be more Gilmore Girls? Who knows?
Until that all gets worked out, I wanted to let you know about my newest project. I’ve recently launched an online literary(ish) journal called Glitterface.
How it works: I pick songs, you listen to the songs and then write a story inspired by one of them. Send them to me via the email address listed on the Glitterface submissions page and then I publish 5 stories a quarter. And guess what? I pay you CASH MONEY if I run your story.
($5 via PayPal. I make it rain a single Lincoln.)
It’s Christmas Eve as I write this. As required by U.S. Law, I must acknowledge this celebration by honoring my long-held, sacred traditions. My one tradition is posting the video of Patton Oswalt’s “Christmas Shoes” routine:
Not in a good place today, kids. There is a crack in the Arctic ice shelf that you could drive a fucking truck through, a greedy orange boil has appointed a climate change denier to head up the only agency in our government designed to protect the planet, and maybe Russia was responsible for some fuckery during our election.
Let’s ignore that ever-present feeling of helplessness and despair to talk about Gilmore Girls shall we?
How is everyone doing today? Have we all recovered from the post-revival glut of opinion pieces about reviews of opinion pieces of the show?
Gilmore Girls be like:
SPOILERS TO FOLLOW (OBVIOUSLY!)
It’s November 23 of what is quite possibly the worst year of the last 4 decades. (Fuck yourself, 2016.) We’re living in a nightmare/Black Mirror episode/the Upside Down.
But on the bright side, Gilmore Girls is coming back this week!
I’m not late with my episode 5 review. I wanted episode 5 and episode 6 to battle each other for REVENGE or whatever it is that would make me look less lazy.