Review: Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life – “Summer”

Not in a good place today, kids. There is a crack in the Arctic ice shelf that you could drive a fucking truck through, a greedy orange boil has appointed a climate change denier to head up the only agency in our government designed to protect the planet, and maybe Russia was responsible for some fuckery during our election.

Cool. Cool.


Let’s ignore that ever-present feeling of helplessness and despair to talk about Gilmore Girls shall we?

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Review: Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life – “Spring”

How is everyone doing today? Have we all recovered from the post-revival glut of opinion pieces about reviews of opinion pieces of the show?


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Review: Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life – “Winter”

Gilmore Girls be like:



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Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life – Pre-Revival Thoughts

It’s November 23 of what is quite possibly the worst year of the last 4 decades. (Fuck yourself, 2016.) We’re living in a nightmare/Black Mirror episode/the Upside Down.


But on the bright side, Gilmore Girls is coming back this week!

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Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 15 “Face-Off”

We begin this episode with Taylor being Taylor. He’s planning a family reunion and driving Lorelai so insane she forces Rory to pretend to be ill so she can escape. I hope every person in Taylor’s family is played by the actor who plays Taylor – even the children. And they all have beards. And they’re all cute for like a minute and then you just get disgusted, which then turns to terror. It’s like watching the minions.

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